Vampire Skater Boy
He skates along the California coast
Pop-punk blasting in his ears
He wears Vans sneakers on his feet
With a Thrasher shirt and ripped jeans
He’s not like other skater boys
He’s something much more evil
Fangs hide behind his lips
And he lusts for the blood of people
Girls watch as he skates by
Attracted and mesmerized
Little do they know
Of the monster that lies inside
He’s a vampire skater boy
Living at the California beach
Better watch out when he comes by
Or else you may become his feast.